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Blast from the Past


New Ipod boombox will shake your moneymaker at beach.

The ghetto-blasting retro-boombox-fitted with an Ipod station–is a bit of a trend this past year, but this Lansonic Electronics I931 Retro Blaster is the mac-daddy-bomb-jiff of them all, to our line of thinking. We mean, LOOK at it! And nobody is going to know that you only paid $140 for it.

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