The ’70s-inspired cool huntress and queen of rockin’ T-shirt designs is nerdier (in a good way!) than you’d think. Give her a plate of spaghetti and meatballs and she’ll be just fine.
Name your poison, and why?
Vodka soda, because it wakes me up!
What makes you happier than anything?
Lying in bed with my boyfriend and watching bad TV
Tell us something you were told as a child that wasn’t true.
That when you swallow gum it take eight years to digest… it’s just not true!
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
In fifth grade I had to play Helen Keller in the school play because I was the only one that couldn’t remember my lines. So I had to grunt “WATER” and other word. Everyone laughed at me. So embarrassing.
What’s your “stripper’s name”? Take the name of your first pet as your first name and your first street name as your last?
I think my name already sounds like a stripper! But I always thought of myself as “Tits McGee.”
If you could be any other occupation than you are, what would it be, and why?
I would love to make movies, and hopefully will someday.
Describe what your “last meal” would consist of, from appetizer to dessert, and drink of choice.
If it was my last meal, I wouldn’t be that hungry. But If I had to pick, it would be spaghetti and meatballs with a Coke.
If you could purchase anything today, what would it be? Describe.
ANYTHING? A townhouse in the East Village.
Where does your ultimate road trip take you?
I’m not big on car trips. The ideal trip would be somewhere close to New York, like Montauk.
What well-known person do you most look up to, and why?
Oprah! I just love her.
If you could spend an evening with one of these famous recluses-Harper Lee, Greto Garbo, or J.D. Salinger — which would it be?
J.D. Salinger. He’d be be the darkest.
What item(s) have you stolen from a hotel room?
I guess just shampoo and conditioner
If you knew that the world was ending soon, where would you go, and what cherished item would you take with you?
I would just stay in bed with my boyfriend. I don’t need any items… You can’t take it with you!