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Placental Mammal Chic


Put the lid on your garbage cans tightly! The Roaring ’20s staple-men’s raccoon coats–is creeping up to a runway near you.

Well, perhaps. We like to prognosticate these things before they hit. But with the Global Warnings in play all summer-flooding, heat waves, tornadoes–we’re predicting golfball-sized hail and the return of the wooly mammoth this winter. So it just makes sense to prepare. And you’re girl or boy will be so jealous, even if you look like your own natural disaster. You heard it here first. And anyway, it gives us the opportunity to provide this archival photo gallery, a look back, at those shamelessly-exhibitionistic, post-Fess Parker times.