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The Modern Security Lunchbox?

Art & Design

Well, at least you know nobody’s going to pilfer your fine-dining leftovers from the office fridge…

It’s clean-lined, nicely sized and rather terrifying. And if your boy who fancies eyeliner is having trouble at school with kids stealing his lunch, it will end that once and for all. Or cause a cafeteria clear. This highly-functional lunchbox bag is available through, for $19.99.

Human Organ