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Fred Astaire Had One!


Just the thing for the holiday party season, Bub!

OK, you don’t own a top hat. It doesn’t mean you don’t need this awesome top hat bucket, hand-stitched and made with bridle leather. Lock & Co. Hatters, founded in London in 1676, keeps this sort of thing relevant, to our young-curmudgeon mindset. We’d keep it on a marble table in the foyer, and put gloves and keys and such in it. But do know it’s not a drop in the bucket, costing 1,350 Euros, mate. For that eccentric Scrooge to give at Christmas. We can dream….and check out their actual hats at: They made Sean Connery’s first James Bond bowler, to boot.