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Magical Beasts at the Bar

Food & Drink

A Tall Drink of Fantasy

The next time you’re looking for a new bar, check out some venues that transport drinkers to the magical realm. Owner Adam Heimstadt’s boozy ventures, Unicorn and Narwhal, offer some escapism in the form of whimsical decor and more. Both carnival-themed Capitol Hill drinkeries offer quirky comestibles like narwhal balls (fried, cheesy potato croquettes), unicorn balls (fried pork), good old corn dogs, funnel cakes, deep fried snickers, and unicorn droppings (fried peanut butter cookie dough).

And, oh yeah, the drinks: Unicorn Jizz with mango vodka, the Cereal Killer with fruit loop vodka, and an adult root beer float. Plus there’s a photo booth, a claw machine, and a pinball arcade. This is place is going to fuel some serious nostalgia for the days of the kiddie carnival. Walk, don’t run, over here to beat the winter blues.

Check out the events calendar as well. The last two Tuesdays in January, the 24th and the 31st, the bars present Drag Queen bingo and Family Feud.